Thursday 3 July 2014

An Ode to Waitrose Coffee Cups

Waitrose coffee cups
What is up
With you?

Left in piles
In the aisles
By customers who should know better
Than to place their empties in the feta


Whilst sourcing 'essentials' they suck and sup
From their corrugated sippy cup
I want to take these folks to task
And hit them with a tartan flask

So show some bloody manners please

Don't leave your cups amongst the cheese!

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