Mystery Meat

Mystery meat

Mystery meat

I've looked in the freezer

There's just you to eat

Are you a health hazard

Or are you a treat?

What are you mystery meat?

Mystery meat

No label = no idea what the contents are...

There is no label

On top of the Tupperware 

So how am I able

To tell if you're safe

To serve up at the table?

Dare I chance it, mystery meat?

Mystery meat

Is it months or days

You've been in the icebox

In a frozen haze?

There's only two options for this foodstuff maze

Bin or taste you, mystery meat

Mystery meat

The microwave pings

I hope that the heat has killed off nasty things

The mystery's over 

And my heart it sings

You're last week's spag bol, mystery meat!