Duvet Wars

It's time for the Duvet War

And I want to have more

Than you

The problem is

You want more too

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The weather here is freezing tonight

And in our sleep we start the fight

I wake up and my left side is cold

Because you, my one true love,  have rolled

And gripped the duvet between your thighs

I shiver and wish it was King-Size

I tug the corner

But it’s stuck tight

And you are out, just like a light

All toasty, sleeping like a log

Dreaming merrily in our 10 tog

I pull hard and wake you

But I don't care

This is Duvet Wars 

And you must share!