Dear Bosch
You say you offer a superior wash
But must you announce the laundry's end
With an ear-splitting noise that's bound to send
A person racing across the kitchen
To turn you off, and I am itching
To find your bleep and rip it out
"TURN OFF THE MACHINE!!" is the family shout
It would be cheaper to use you at night
But then you'd beep, which means I might
Take a hammer to your door
And spill your workings across the floor
At every wash I'd lain in wait
To stop the sound that I so hate
Until I found, oh joy of joys!
This clip of how to kill your noise....
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